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50shadesofburaza: (♪  Where's the rock n' roll?)

THE MORNING AFTER LUNA WISHES HIS GUITAR BETTER

[personal profile] 50shadesofburaza 2017-09-28 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Figuring out the identity of his mysterious benefactor would have been much harder... if said benefactor hadn't also been kind enough to include the tools necessary to keep his newly repaired sweetheart in tiptop shape. The discovery is made early in the morning, leaving Karamatsu to quickly plan out his thanks in the only way he knows how.

Stylishly.]


This one's for you, my Karamatsu girl!

[Which is way Guzma and Luna's neighbors can all thank her for the hollering twenty-something standing outside her shack, guitar in hand. He strums his guitar, blinking away the heat in his eyes as the perfect chord rings out into the morning light-

And then, he fucking shatters the fourth wall.


It's gone.

Goodbye.]
yallstupid: (You won't see me when I'm coming)

I'm here to ruin your day.

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-09-29 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

Guzma's not a heavy sleeper - he never really has been and is easily roused. He's also not a morning person in the slightest sense of the word. For these reasons, most sane people would tiptoe about the mansion when the Boss was sleeping, for fear of invoking his wrath. It's well known by now Guzma is merciless, and picks his battles...poorly, and rather frequently.

Were it any other time than TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING, he may have commended Karamatsu on his playing - never assumed the weasel-nosed shittalker could actually play well - but...well. His eyes snap open after the first few chords, teeth grinding together as he rolls out of his hammock and grabs fr a pokeball. Whose is it? He doesn't care at this point, and chucks the little metal object out what once was a window with a grunt of 'leave 'im for dead'.

It's Ariados - the colorful spider pops out of her ball and raises up on her legs. She blinks, then goes from zero to sixty in a split second, her eyes glowing in the dim, morning light as she hisses and jumps at the poor NEET like a jaguar, snapping her deadly fangs at him...which glisten just so with fresh venom.

Do try not to get that on you (or in any open scratches or cuts) - you won't make it back home.]
50shadesofburaza: (I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS)

I'M HERE TO REMEMBER TO TRACH THIS THREAD

[personal profile] 50shadesofburaza 2017-10-03 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not 2am it's like, 7! He's a NEET, not a night owl. And he fully intended to start yet another tune, just for Luna-- until he's assailed by a giant fuck off spider.

A giant fuck off spider who isn't Muffet, and therefore, isn't going to cook for him.

As Luna steps out the door, her words are partially drowned out by a high pitched shriek as Karamatsu, guitar and spider go toppling to the ground. The giant fuck off spider snaps at him with it's giant, fuck off fangs-- this is it! This is the end for him!


Give my guitar to my younger brother!
yallstupid: (What's good playa?)

I'm here to immortalize bird's typo. uwu

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-10-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Seven in the morning is literally the same thing to Guzma, who rolls out of bed most days well past noon if he doesn't have things to do. He's grumbling, looking over his shoulder as Luna zips past him, He barely processes it, running his hand over his face and through his awful bedhead (which makes it worse, not better) with a sniff. He lumbers after her, scratching his stomach with a massive yawn. Right, better go clean up the dead body before she gets too traumatized...

Ariados, meanwhile, is a little conflicted. She knows and likes Luna, but she's not her Trainer. She hesitates, uncertain of what to do and makes a screechy keening noises as she keeps herself on the NEET's chest, but doesn't aggravate him further. It's only when Guzma emerges from the house does she lift up a bit and hope for an actual order.

Which you can guess what it might be. Guzma strolls over, looks from Luna, to Ariados, then to Karamatsu. His tired, groggy expression shifts into a horrific, manic grin, and he drags a finger across his neck slowly.

Say your prayers, shithead.]
50shadesofburaza: (HOW CAN I DO THAT LIKE THIS??)

I'M HERE TO BE UPSET THAT I HAVE THIS TRACKED AND YET IT STILL DIDN'T GIVE ME A NOTIF

[personal profile] 50shadesofburaza 2017-10-21 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd say something snide now that he's being protected by a ten year old except the huge fuck off spider? Still on top of him. That is still a thing, and really, he's pretty sure his actual plight is now getting ignored in favor of defending his musical prowess.

Which is sweet but really not the most important thing here, Luna.]


Call off the spider! Call it off!!!
yallstupid: (C:<)

I'M HERE TO PUNCH YOUR NOTIFS. >8C

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-10-21 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[When the eyes of two Trainer's meet...well. What other choice is there? This isn't Alola, but the rules still apply as far as the older man is concerned. Guzma lifts his head, and though his odds are a bit slim against the rock type, who has an advantage over his bug, Guzma never says no to a challenge. Especially not against his known rival.

He leans forward, looming over the two, eyes narrowed and voice a lilting coo.]


I'm always a bully. [He snaps his fingers, and Ariados makes the first move, taking a flying leap at Chiffon with a high-pitched screech. Her fangs glisten with poison, and she attempts to take a snap at the wolf-like pokemon: Cross Poison. Careful not to get inflicted too badly. While their pokemon duke it out, Guzma strides forward and nudges Karamatsu with his foot.] Homeboy here can play, and I'm ding-dang stunned by that, but...boy, my boy--

Y'all picked the worst time to serenade anyone, my man. [He looks up and out toward the sun, which has barely peaked in the sky since it first rose...maybe an hour or two ago? Holy shit, it's way too early for him to be awake.] I mean--I can 'preciate a good tune, but when y'wake me up to do it...I 'preciate breaking your arm a whole lot more.

[And now your life hangs in the balance, Karamatsu - AREN'T YOU A LUCKY MAN. Guzma's already made the mental bargain. If he wins, he gets to do with you what he will. If Luna wins...you walk away safe and sound. Place your bets, dude.]
50shadesofburaza: (★ You're dripping like a)

[personal profile] 50shadesofburaza 2017-11-02 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey Luna, small, tiny suggestion for you. When attempting to defend someone's honor, you should also defend their life as well?

Because Karamatsu has no idea what's happening. Guzma spits out some arm breaking bullshit, the kind he'd be totally up for retorting against, except that spider is springing away from him and lunging at Luna's dog. It's about the most fucked up thing he's seen- she gave him some backchat, so he's gonna kill her dog!?!?]


Hold up a second-

[Is all he manages to get out, with every intention of stopping some dog slaughter, except Luna yells out a word that makes zero sense, and suddenly the dog is slinging rocks everywhere.]

OI! O-oi, oi! [HE'S RIGHT HERE?! AND SO IS HIS GUITAR?!] Time out!
yallstupid: (Mean Look)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-11-04 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oof, that is going to hurt, and it does, but Guzma raises his brow when his bug pokemon takes the brunt of the attack and keeps on kicking. That...should have done a lot more damage than it did. Sure, Accelerock is a weaker move, but the brat's Lycanroc was strong - and with the type advantage...Ariados should be in a lot more pain than she is. He narrows his eyes, assessing the battle very carefully. Did...did the mutt move slower, too? He was sure--no, he knows it was faster when they fought before, on Hau'Oli's beachfront.

...Something's not right.]


Shut it. [He hisses to Karamatsu.] Unless you cheering for one of us, I don't want that tongue flapping. Sucker Punch!

[That fleabag's speed is going to be its downfall. If it's readying another attack, or makes even the slightest twitch or lunge, Ariados will spring forward like a loosed coil, jabbing the poor canine hard with her sharp horn. Not...really a punch, but hey. If it works, it works. All the while, though, he's watching the battle, his expression dark and calculating.]
50shadesofburaza: (★ Your sorry head is filled with dope)

[personal profile] 50shadesofburaza 2017-11-15 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He would have preferred this entire thing was just over, really, but now that he's out of the way...and Guzma is being his usual asshole self, he's not about to say it. It's kind of- wild, watching these two throw animals at each other, like some kind of dog-fighting ring without the cash bets and blood.

What kind of world lets kids do this? But more importantly-]


Kick his ass, my Karamatsu girl!

[HE'S SAFE NOW SO JUST BEAT GUZMA DOWN KTHX.]
yallstupid: (You won't see me when I'm coming)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-11-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Ariados is certainly nearing the limits of her own energy, but she's determined to steal a victory for her trainer - it'd be the first ever against this particular opponent, and she wants it almost as much as her trainer does. It's that drive, that desire, that feeds her weary limbs the fuel they needs to keep going. To push past how tired this battle is making her feel.

Ariados is struck with the Rock Tomb, those boulders smashing into her like cannonballs. She slows, her own speed dropping under the barrage that hurts so, so much. And yet...she's still conscious. Her health is perhaps a sliver above the danger zone, and her legs are shaking, but she's conscious.

And Guzma is furious.]


Ariados...return.

[The spider barely gets a chance to lift her head and blink, questioningly at her trainer, before the beam of light shoots from the center of her pokeball, and she's summed back into it with a soft click. Guzma shoves her ball into his pocket, and stomps his way toward Luna, looking about ready to chew her apart. That should have ended it. That one move, that one Rock Tomb. It should have been his loss...her win. Again. Ariados should have fainted and he damn well knows it. But she didn't. She didn't. Why?

He stops before Luna and reaches to grab her roughly by the arm. It'll probably bruise if he gets a good hold, but he doesn't care. Guzma is an inch away from losing it entirely, foresight and care is not in the agenda right now.]


Get inside. [He hisses, shoulders shaking with his restrained fury. Karamatsu has all but been forgotten.] You and I need to talk.
50shadesofburaza: (♪ What part of party don't you understan)

1/2

[personal profile] 50shadesofburaza 2017-12-02 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He gets that he's being ignored, here. He also gets that, probably, there's something happening here that's a little beyond him, all in all.

But it doesn't stop the loud stomp of feet from Guzma's left, a hand gripping his shoulder to yank him round in Karamatsu's direction, with another fist hooking right into his smug jaw.]
50shadesofburaza: (come at me scrub)

[personal profile] 50shadesofburaza 2017-12-02 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
The fuck is wrong with you?

[Sorry, Luna.

Speaking of Luna, Karamatsu is quick to check on her- quick to take a hold of Guzma's wrist and squeeze it real hard- whatever it takes to make him let go. What, did he think someone was just gonna stand there and ignore this? Did he think Karamatsu was going to crawl on back home- let the little girl take the brunt of it?

Hell no.]


She said let go, pal.
yallstupid: (Battle scars)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-03 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, the punch certainly did come as a surprise, and Guzma is knocked hard in the face, enough to make him stagger a little bit in the shifting sand, and loosen his grip on Luna, but...well, now that he knows an actual brawl is about to happen - one fought with fists and not pokemon - he steels his nerves and remains planted firmly on the ground. His free hand reaches up to touch his lip with a few fingers, and he spots a bit of red there.

Huh...not bad. He didn't think the little guy had it in him, really. But this is far from a battle Guzma wants to partake in. He has more pressing matters to attend to, other than shifting his focus on someone that doesn't matter. He licks over his bleeding lip, purses them, then spits the blood out into the sand.]


This ain't 'bout you no more... It's between me n' the girl - she n' I need to have a nice lil chat. [He snaps his gaze to Luna, his eyes a cold, steely color. Yeah, he hasn't forgotten about you, either.] Now get lost, little man.

This your final warning.
50shadesofburaza: (★ His hands his jeans)

[personal profile] 50shadesofburaza 2017-12-12 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't give a shit who it's about. [Karamatsu isn't standing down- pausing, he let's Luna talk, taking a half step in her direction when she nervously approaches the guy, again.

And the look on his face is outright cold as he continues to stare Guzma down. What are you going to do, huh? Beat him down and down, and never let up? Idiot. He has a brother. A whole island to call on. And between them all-]


You manhandle her again and I won't be your only problem, got it?

[Guzma better not think about touching any kid like that again.]
yallstupid: (You won't see me when I'm coming)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-16 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[For a moment, Guzma's mind races, when Chiffon snarls and stalks toward him, about how, if she really did lunge, he could easily kick the stupid mutt in the face. It'd be pretty easy, he's quick, and he has a lot of power built up in his legs, unseen by the dark and baggy pants he always wears.

But it's Luna who catches his attention first, when she steps near. He absolutely dwarfs her, being well over a foot her height. She probably reaches just above his naval, and Karamatsu just at his shoulder, perhaps. And does he use his towering height and hulking mass to his advantage? Oh, absolutely. Guzma hisses, through grit teeth, voice soft and still dripping with every bit of contained rage he has boiling over right now. It's gotten only slightly better, but still toeing the line where he may very well snap.]


Our battle just now. You n'me need to go over just what happened.

[He snorts, flipping his head back to Karamatsu. If one thing got through to him just now, it's that he was manhandling Luna. For a moment, he hesitates, and glances her way again, but there's uncertainty there. His grip loosens considerably, but he doesn't let go. Doesn't relinquish control. And especially not when he's threatened at the end there. His face darkens and sours all over again, brows knit together and muscles tensing. Is that a threat? Is he being threatened, right now? Tch...what a simple little punk.

Finally does Guzma release the girl, only long enough to ram a tightened fist hard and fast into the poor NEET's gut. He doesn't wait for Karamatsu to fall, or even to falter, after having the wind forcibly expelled from his person. He turns around and motions for Luna to head toward their home again, and his expression is one that is not to be challenged, this time. This little man won't be his only problem, huh? Well then--]


Y'all know where to find me.
yallstupid: (more espresso less depresso)

Enso - Dec. 6, evening

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-10 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[It seems like forever, since he left the island on Enso and journeyed to the newest one. It seems like forever, since he told Luna to stay behind, to look after everything at their shared home, and make certain no one takes any of their accumulated goods. He gave her a task - look after things, take care of the house. He left her some easy to make food - eggs, some smoked fish, plenty of fruits, and a few "borrowed" vegetables and herbs.

Even so, he still is a little on edge when he's drags his feet back from the mana pool on the island of Enso, carries himself tiredly towards his shared little shack. Will she be there? Will she be in good health? Will she have had enough food? Enough water? Some people stayed behind, right? Will they have checked on her in his stead?

Guzma is tired - so much has happened in such a short time on that new, stupid island, and his pack is filled with goods he collected from the forest just prior to returning. Just prior...meaning he endured the effects of the forest for as long as he could, greedily thrust anything and everything he could find into his pack, nearly destroying them in his haste to uproot them. Who knows what's even salvageable... He'll have to check later. For now though, he's so, so tired. Coming down from a sudden, emotional high like that has left him drained and exhausted. It's not easy to just be that...that furious. Over nothing.

When he explodes like that, coming down leaves him empty. The feeling is always the same, it always is, but it doesn't make it any less tiring. Guzma knows he's in desperate need of a wash, and to change his clothes (they're probably covered in dirt and dust from the desert side), but...tomorrow. Right now, he just wants to unpack, unwind, find his girl, and rest. He wants to fall into his hammock and just rest.

He only gives their pitiful door a quick rap with his knuckles before pushing it ajar and shuffling through the doorway. His voice sounds dry, cracked--]


Yo, m'back for a while... Luna, you here?
yallstupid: (STEP OFF HOMIE)

/approves it, makes it, sells it at Barnes & Noble, squish becomes a millionaire

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-10 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[The girl herself catches Guzma's attention first. Or really, the disarray with which she carries herself. At first, he thinks she may have been hurt, or attacked - the house was pretty messy, and even though his side was never the cleanest, Guzma at least kept things on his side of their shared abode. His heart leaps to his throat, and he makes a sudden jerk of motion to go to her, but--]

Whoa there! [She falls, and he's not quick enough to catch her between the obstacle course of strewn items. The thud makes Guzma wince, but he's there to at least help her up. Squatting, he offers the kid a hand in picking herself up.] Jeez, kid, what was that all about?! You okay?

[Only after he's made certain she's not harmed, either from outside means or the sudden spill she took, Guzma frowns and looks around at the mess. He hasn't noticed the stones on his side of the room yet, preoccupied more with everything else. He's seen so much, experienced so much, in so little time. He isn't expecting anything to be out of place.

Or a surprised gift given to him so nicely. When was the last time he was gifted anything? Over a decade ago?]


What even happened here, kid? Did y'all get attacked again by them Primeapes? Did they steal anything? Wh--... [He scrunches up his nose with a snort, actually looking her in the face when he sees the shock and surprise glimmering in the young girl's eyes.] What the heck's with that face? Yo, you forget what I look like or something?
yallstupid: (???)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-10 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[She's going a mile a minute with that mouth of hers, and Guzma is too tired to comprehend it all. He doesn't get everything - the clipped and bizarre responses flicker through his head like an angry swarm. He squeezes his eyes shut, removes his sunglasses and thumbs them a little bit. Who the heck is Cloudy? Did she...find another of her pokemon? No, that's--...no. He knows that's not possible. Must be some person on the island with a weird name, or nickname, or something.]

Girl...jeez. [Guzma stands up, shaking his head and kicking things lightly out of his way as he moves towards his hammock.] Use your words. I'm tired, and none'a what y'all is saying is making sense. Try going a bit slo--

[Finally, he spots them. Guzma spots the stones resting on his tigershark skin blanket - where he folded the fur nicely over his hammock (perhaps the only thing he keeps relatively tidy). He's stunned, and silent, eyes wide as he goes to pick up the largest one. It's...not quite a dawn stone he's familiar with, but the resemblance is uncanny. In fact, it very well could be, just not refined to the store quality. It's more that it was harvested right from the earth itself - still cloudy and a bit jagged, not smooth, shiny, rounded out, or polished. But it's so close to the real thing that Guzma turns it around in his hands, lets his fingers roam over the stone, feel the weight, the texture, the grain where it was extracted from stone.

He bows his head once he's finished examining it, looking at the color instead - the inner spectrum of color against the sea-green hue. It's lovely, and he recalls so clearly the battle he won, the reward he was given, and the time he gave it away.

A promise on a beach, when the sun and moon cast their glow upon the shimmering water.]


...Wh-- [Guzma feels his throat close up, his voice crack. Where did she find these? How did she get them? Why? Because...because of what he said? What he did? He had assumed none of it stuck past when he got angry, threw something - he forgot what - against the ground so hard it smashed to pieces. Why would Luna do something like this? Why would she give him a gift like this? Or...even welcome him back?]
yallstupid: <user name="stardoodles"> (Only Fools)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-10 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[We can make new promises.

Guzma feels as if he'd been punched right in the chest. A wave of nausea slams into him so suddenly he wobbles on his feet until he steadies himself against the opposite wall. So she...she went out while he was away on that new island, for who knows how long, to get these for him? She put herself and her pokemon in danger, climbing up the mountain in that blaze, with those awful flowers...all to get these for him.

His head bows, shoulders falling with the weight of those word, the weight of these little stones, and the significance they hold. He wants to say a thousand things, but doesn't know where to start. Guzma has no idea what he could possibly say first, or how to form the words that are slamming against his skull, aching to get out. His throat feels dry and tight, his eyes burn, his ears are ringing and he just...just--

Guzma breathes out, a shuddering, raspy breath. She's still talking by the time he turns and closes the distance between himself and the small girl, wrapping her up in his strong arms and lifting her from the ground. His grip is strong, and firm, but not painfully so. Not like all he other times. He has Luna securely in his arms and pressed up against his chest. She can't probably feel his heart drumming away, and the soft shake of his shoulders. She can probably hear how labored his breathing is, as he takes in quick and shuddering breaths. She's become just as important as that stone - far more so. He's realized that when people were dying in those caves, when she came to comfort him on the beach, when he saw her cry for the first time. When...when he realized she's just a little girl, far from home, in a world of strangers. He's the only one she can relate to, the only one who know her better than anyone else.

She needs him, and he needs her just as much. His little Luna, his rival, his friend, and so much more.

It's quiet, for a long, long time...Guzma can't find the words to say amongst all the ones flying across his tightly shut eyes, but eventually things seem to slow down, and clarity begins to ebb back in. Slowly, slowly...he begins to feel like he's coming back. He can talk, and it's not very elegant, but he picks a word. The first word.]


Ye...y-yeah.
yallstupid: (Tch!!)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-10 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guzma's face is mostly hidden when Luna turns to look at him - with the quickly dimming light from the setting sun, and his position holding her, his expression can't easily be seen, but it'd be one of a mixture of different emotions. Guzma doesn't quite know how or what he feels. It's not frustration, but it's not sorrow or guilt or anything. Is he happy? Happy she cared enough to do this? That's not entirely it, either.

He's confused, mostly, but as Luna lists off all her promises, all the memories they've shared together - he was so worried she'd fall when she was in that tree, he was so angry she didn't think enough to realize how dangerous that was, he was upset when he thought she didn't think he was strong enough to take a loss, he was sad when she forgot--no, when she didn't even experience what he had. Not yet. Their stories didn't converge yet... She was still a few chapters behind.

He jumps a little when she first touches his back - it's a bit of a sore spot for him for varying reasons - but Guzma relaxes when her little palm rubs gently. He remembers vaguely a time long ago, when things were better. It's such a distant thought, when he was small. Very small, before he even had a pokemon at all, and someone rubbed his back nicely like that. When did that happen? Was it his mom? He can't remember enough, all those good times seem so...distant. So faded, left behind, with everything else in that house.

We can make new promises.

Guzma grits his teeth, sucking in a breath as he breathes in and out and sets Luna down at last when he bends at the knees and sits on the floor with his arms leaning on his bent knees. He said he'd never change, but that was pretty stupid, wasn't it? He has to. He has to change - get stronger, learn to be better not as a trainer, but as a person.]


I--... [He what? He doesn't know what to say, what sort of promise he could make. He doesn't know where to go or what to do now. Looking up, he spots her hands, and how beat up they are. Reaching out, he extends his hand, palm up, to take her hand.] ...I don't want you getting beat up cuz'a me. I don't want you going to that new place, either.

Please. [He can't protect her there, when the dangers on one side are far beyond their limits, and the danger on the other side is...is himself. Which would be better? Neither. She needs to stay away.] I can't...do nothing there to--...t-to take care'a you. [A deep breath - in, and out again.] But if, and only if we gotta...you have stay away from me. Far, far away, no matter what. No matter what.

Promise.
yallstupid: (Alola oe (farewell to thee))

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-10 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guzma turns Luna's hands over, observing them quietly and carefully as he had done with the stone. It's not bad, just a few regular scrapes and scratches, but he will urge her to at least clean them when she can, and...well. It's not just about a few scratches. The kid is reckless, it's a quality they both share. Guzma is a little more mindful now, considering what he's been through, and his age and experience, but he still goes head first into things. That ought to be how it is - him, not her. She climbed the mountain on her own with her pokemon... He remembers the trek, it was awful, and she did it alone? Idiot girl, he should be strangling her, not hugging her.

But the fact is, he is afraid. He's been afraid since the episode with those caves. He was so, so afraid - the recollection of Ultra Space, turning tail and running, learning what exactly happened, what could have happened, if he or...or Luna, especially Luna, got trapped in there. The very thought makes Guzma want to puke. And then that other island, that new place...where you can't control your body, your mind, you're your own worst enemy on one side, and something else's snack on the other.

He had to watch someone be just that, in fact. Guzma is indeed quite scared. He couldn't bear it. He couldn't even imagine what it'd be like to lose her in such a gruesome way. This isn't Alola, this isn't their world. He can't handle everything here like he could back home. It's too much sometimes, and he's become so aware of his and his pokemon's mortality. He's realized just how important this little girl is to him.

And yet--]


Promise...to do my best. [And yet, he can't make a full promise to her, because he knows. He knows there will be things he can't do. But damned if he's not determined enough to try. If he doesn't kill himself first, trying to get back to her, then those other things have got it coming to them. Guzma is nothing if not as tenacious as a roach.] No one else is fool 'nuff to babysit a brat like you.

[There's affection in his words, and Guzma releases Luna's hands to drop a large hand on the top of her head.]
yallstupid: (/squints)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-11 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
A twerp then, and a shrimp.

[Guzma yawns, stretching out his back with a very loud and satisfying crack, doing the same with a roll of his neck and shoulders. He really did do a lot today, and he's exhausted. He's just about to pick up and move his backpack, start unloading the goods he brought back from the forested area (the shovel he left outside), but Luna stop him half way.]

You...what?! You were out there that long?! [Was he really gone that long? Is felt like no time at all, but with everything happening, and how his mind and body were flip-flopping by which side of the island he was on...time seemed to escape him after a while.] Girl, you're luck you're even alive, what the heck is wrong with you?! Can't you sit still and stay 'round the safer areas for a blasted day or two?!

And who the heck are you gonna beat down with that, huh? Tch, 'least you can do is learn to throw a punch. [He grumbles, snatches the pot lid from her, and drops a big handful of blackberries into it. A few of them are a bit squished from the journey, dying Guzma's hands a blue-black color, but he carelessly wipes them clean on his much darker pants. He hands the upturned lid back to Luna, using it more as a plate than anything else.] Here, eat. I ain't got time to cook nothing right now, and I'm bushed.

[But not enough so as to check on their stores of food he left for her in the ice box. It's pretty empty...they'll need to stock up again, especially on fish and meat. He, uh...he really needs to also learn to slaughter and butcher some animals, too, without getting sick to his stomach. They need a good, steady supply of meat.]

Tch...did you really use up everything? [He pouts, then eyes her very carefully, scowling.] ...Didn't touch my Tapu Cocoa, did'ja?

[Nothing will save you if you did. >8C]
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[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-15 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head, sighing at the girl as she explains her little adventure out in the wilderness with her pokemon and this...Cloudy person, whoever the hell that is. He'll have to ask about it later, but is far too preoccupied with taking inventory of their food stock. There's still some smoked fish, but it may need to be tossed, considering the length of time they were both away and the ice box was left without a constant chill. Yeah...actually, he may just toss the entirety of what's inside, clean it, and get new, fresh food. The water they have, thankfully, should still be usable. He'll have to ask for bigger jugs to carry more, though, one day. ]

You're hungry. [Guzma rubs his face, tossing his pack on his hammock and beginning to fish through it. There's still a bit of jerky in there she can chew on, he doesn't trust any of the veggies, but there is something in there he can probably toss into a pan and fry real quick - laetiporus mushrooms. The huge cluster of fungi doesn't really look appetizing, but when cooked, it has a flavor reminiscent of chicken.]

I do, yeah, and I can make some if you can boil water. You can do that, right? [He raises a brow at her. Guzma is...very, very tired, but if the kid is hungry, he should at least give her more than a handful of berries to fill her up. She went to great lengths to give him such a meaningful treasure...it's the least he can do.]

Oh, right, and uh...also got a pokedex, too. S'in my bag, if you wanna look. Thought I told'ja, but I...guess I forgot, 'fore I left. Ain't nothing fancy, and it goes on the fritz a heckin' lot, but it works. Used it a lot t'show people 'bout my pokemon - yours, too.

[He grins, proudly. It was such a great thing to ask for - incredibly useful and helpful, even as busted up an irritating as it was now, Guzma is very fond of the tool. In fact, he may very well use up a favor here and there to fix or upgrade it, if possible.]
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[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-17 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Too late, Luna, Guzma is already sifting through the huge clump of mushroom, breaking them apart with his hands and going to wash them before going out back to their wood stove (and where they keep their pots and pants inside). He halts, only when the young girl nearly makes a mess of herself and their space, frowning - girl, please, he went to great lengths to get those goddamn berries. Pick up what you dropped, dust it off, and eat it. He's not soon to ever go back to that wooded island again, for what it does to his head, but the bounties found inside are...are nuts. It's insane how much food they could get, if only for the poor effects the forest has on anyone that steps within.

He does wonder, idly, what negative traits little Luna has. If...if it were just her, just her...maybe--no. No, he can't let her go. Even if he didn't go himself, anyone else inside that forest, effected by its mind games, may very well do worse things to her than he could, even if he were flying into a rage.]


Yeah, I do...in my bag. [He watches her carefully, tilting his head with a screwed up expression. She's so excited about it, but why? Didn't the kid already have a much fancier pokedex from that idiot professor? It was a Rotomdex, the newest model of pokedex and worth a small fortune, considering how rare they were, and how few were produced at the time.

His, on the other hand, has definitely seen better days. The metallic case is scratched, dented, and rusted. Guzma heads back over, showing Luna how and where the power it on, and how to tug it up so the glass (which has a very large, ugly crack going right through the middle of the screen) pulls up to show more.]


It's also mine, brat, so if you wanna use it, you ask me. If I ain't around? Too dang bad. [Unlike when he asked to use her wood saw but, uh...yeah.] Now you do what you gotta while I cook - if it act up, just restart it...but fair warning, it acts up a lot. Be right back.

[And with a huge yawn, and a satisfying stretch and crack of his back, Guzma gathers a few things he needs to cook, and heads out towards their stove to fry up those mushies.]
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[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-24 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[When Guzma returns, he's holding both a pan and a coconut shell, which is steaming and filled with fresh tapu cocoa. The pan still sizzles a fair bit, and the smell of a smoky, savory food begins to fill the air of their small shack. It's the mushrooms, and they're still very hot, but Guzma managed to cave a pair of decent chopsticks from a pair of twigs - it's just a matter of if the kid can use them.

One day, he'll make a request for a set of table ware, they desperately need it. Maybe even a collapsible table to boot, and a floor. But for now, Guzma is satisfied to just have a place to sleep after such a long few days.

He shoos Luna off his hammock and crawls inside, sitting there with his legs hanging off the side. Taking the chopsticks int his hands - he's an old hat, Malie City has a huge influence from places like Johto - he picks up a cooked mushroom, blows a few times, and tests the taste. Not bad at all, and his thoughtful hum shows as much, but it definitely needs some seasoning - salt, pepper, maybe something spicy.]


C'mere... [He pats his lap tiredly - the bags under his eyes dark and prominent. Guzma barely notes the pokemon she's looking at, on the 'dex.] S'hot as heck, so y'gotta blow on it. Same with the cocoa, but don't eat these with that, it'll ruin the taste of the cocoa. And--uh...and I had t'use coconut milk, so the taste is gonna be diff'rent anyway...

If y'don't like it, I'll finish it off.
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[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-26 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[In his right mind? No, he would certainly not, but Guzma is tired, it's later than he intended to be awake, and he is starting to lose a bit of his coherency. It's been...very eventful, even in the last few minutes. Too many emotions, too many thoughts, too much energy put into things he didn't want to experience tonight, after everything he's been put through.

He's not put off, leaning a bit into the girl for support himself. The pan is still hot, so he holds it up and out a little, so as not to touch their clothes or skin, lest it burn either of them. The pokedex she gives back to him is set under his pillow, for safe keeping. He can't bend over to set it down, otherwise their food will spill everywhere - his coordination right now is too poor.

Yawning, he offers Luna the makeshift chopsticks, rubbing his face with his palm once she takes them. He nods to her compliment about the cocoa, not really hearing it, otherwise he'd preen and go on about his favored hot beverage and the best way and place that prepares it. Instead, he just blinks, lifting his head when he begins to nod a bit.]


Huh? Oh...uh. Y'can eat now, I guess. Just don't eat n'drink that together...it don't go good t'gether. [His words slur together, a sign of his fatigue, and Guzma hums a bit before stretching.] Blow on 'em a bit first though...

[Did he tell her that already? Maybe. He forgets.]
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[personal profile] yallstupid 2017-12-30 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yawns are contagious, and Guzma echos the little champion, rolling his shoulders to straighten his back with a small pop. His posture is so poor he has to do this often, just to settle the stiffness... Eventually, when the pan isn't searing hot, Guzma takes a few pieces of the mushroom from the pan itself, scrunching up his nose as his skin cries out painfully - it's hot, you idiot - and pops a bite or two into his mouth. Unlike the child, he chews and swallows easily, not minding that rubbery texture and the earthy flavor. Were he privy to Luna's tastes, he may have attempted cooking something different for her to fill her stomach.

He does, however, note that she's getting tired, and he is, too. Guzma allows for just a few more bites before he begins to pick off the meal himself, so it doesn't go to waste. He'll fix up something tomorrow for breakfast - something filling...hopefully.]


Slowly, numskull. Y'all is worse'n my grunts... [He huffs, knocking on her back gently with his palm, to help with the coughing. When the pan is emptied, he puts the chopsticks into the middle and sets the pan down on the floor, far enough away so they won't trip on it the next morning, and falls backwards into his hammock, tucking his legs up and into the tigershark skin blanket that is folded nicely inside.] Tell me when you're done...I'll put it down.

[His arms can reach the ground better than hers, and it won't break if he tosses it gently to the floor once emptied. GUzma yawns, taking out the pokedex to fiddle around with it again, looking up pokemon as well. Masquerain...Pinsir...Scizor.

...Damn, he misses them.]
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[personal profile] yallstupid 2018-01-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Guzma, as tired as he is, still hears Luna's words with perfect clarity, and they drive a hot, painful arrow right through his chest. The hurt sears, digs itself further through his chest and bleeds right into his heart. He can't tell her how wrong she is - he won't find them, because they're not here. They never were here. The rest of his pokemon are still back in Alola, waiting for him to return. It's why he's done his damnedest to keep himself alive and safe all this time.

So he can get back to them, one day.

Guzma exhales softly - a slow sigh - and takes her empty bowl of cocoa and sets it down when he notices she's falling asleep. His own vision is getting fuzzy too; he has to squint to see the information on the screen, and decides it's time to get some goddamn sleep. Unthinking, Guzma powers off the pokedex, tucks it back under his pillow, and pulls Luna down against him as he leans back into his hammock with her against his side.]


Mmhm... Time for bed, pipsqueak.